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The Celtic Tiger ate my Choc-Mallows

Growing up in a North Dublin suburb, I found myself in a close knit family circle. Most of my Grandmother's siblings had settled within shouting distance of her house, which was a stone's throw from my own. All of them lived on roads roughly parallel to each other in the same estate, some of them on the same road. To reach my paternal grandparents with the same stone I needed the assistance of a small catapult, but it wasn't far.

Confirmations and Communions in my family were examples of rapid deployment and incursion that NATO would be proud of. Every aunt, uncle, and cousin to a factor of n was visited and enough money was gathered to pay for the inevitable stomach pumping that was required after 90 gallons of fizzy pop and a large chunk of the EC chocolate mallow biscuit mountain. And all this was done within 8 hours. Three generations of family meeting over tea and sandwiches, with small denomination bills being passed under the table in envelopes.

Family crises such as funerals were amazing in that relatives would appear out of no-where with tea, sympathy, sandwiches, fizzy pop and more chocolate mallow bisuits. The feeling of not being alone in your grief was strangely reassuring.

Christmas Day morning was, and still is, an inviolate tradition in my mother's family. Everyone - regardless of where they are in the world - flocks to my grandfather's for Christmas Day morning to exchange gifts, seasons greetings, and juicy gossip. Every strand of the family web is represented that morning, if only for a few minutes. Everyone tucks into turkey, ham, smoked salmon, fizzy pop and chocolate mallow biscuits.

This closeness was, it seems, a deliberate plan where houses were chosen because of their proximity. My mother's generation were the same. My mother's brothers all live within ten minutes of my grandfather. My youngest uncle lives just around the corner from the house he grew up in. This proximity was something that I took for granted until I started into the property market myself. I rang the bank and enquired about financing a purchase near where I had grown up (in a less upmarket part of the same North Dublin Suburb). The hysterical laughter from the other end of the line summarised the bank's reaction. At that time I deeply regretted paying for my brothers to have their stomachs pumped as well after my Communion and Confirmation.

My significant other and I took a day off work and decided to drive out to find our dream home, or failing that, one that we could afford to buy. Having grown up by the sea, I didn't want to move inland and given that the significant other is from the (allegedly) sunny South East, we drove south until the prices were in our budget. We hit Wicklow, and kept going. We breezed through Arklow, and kept going. We stopped for lunch in Gorey, looked around, and then kept going.

We now own a lovely 4 bedroom house in Kilmuckridge (take out your map, find Gorey, go south from there along the coast...). The house as gone up in value about 10% since we started the buying process, but I am nearly 80 miles from the close knit family network I grew up with. I am happy, but with a tinge of sadness that I didn't make more time to drop in on the family network while I still had easy access to it. I am happy, but with a tinge of frustration that the decision to move to Kilmuckridge was not based solely on personal preference, but was significantly influenced by cost factors.

The choice of where I bought was effectively taken out of my hands by economic factors. I could not afford to follow the family trend and buy within the area of the family network. Furthermore, I haven't been able to buy near where I work. My parents and grandparents bought to be near family and work. The Celtic Tiger economy has put more and more people of my generation in the position where living near work and family is a nice dream.

As a child, I went to my maternal grandmother's after school to be minded. My children will go to someone outside the family. As a child, trips to my grandparents were a 25 minute walk. My children will have to be driven over 2 hours to visit their paternal grandparents. I used to commute to university. My children will have to be supported in over-priced rental accomodation or in University residences.

We have developed a wonderfully materialistic economy-driven society. But what is the non-economic cost of this development? What sort of social support structure will my kids have? Have the infrastructure planners looked 18 to 20 years into the future to ensure that the 3rd level accomodation situation in Dublin will be able to support the increase in students coming from Wexford or other counties?

In any event, I will be in my grandfather's at Christmas, regardless of weather or acts of God. It's important.

by
Daragh O' Brien
5th September 2001

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