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The Victim Complex

It was a Wednesday, I think. My kid was off at preschool learning more songs with which to slowly kill me. Dr. Phil and I were making headway toward my self-actualization. I was avoiding my latest unfinished article, opting instead to ponder whether or not the fanny pack could be made cool again by merely adding the Gucci monogram. I contemplated consulting my personal oracle on the matter when my phone rang.

"I'm leaving," he said.
"Great," I said. "Could you pick up a pizza on the way? I'm starving!"
"No. I'm leaving."

Need I waste the oxygen asking where? He was going where my best friend's husband is. And where a couple of his friends had been for several months already. Our lives, up to that point untouched by global realities, were changing. The kid would be pulled from school. I'd probably have to quit my job. We would be vacating our fabulous house. Married to the military, I knew this day was inevitable. Still, after I hung up from the world's worst conversation, I couldn't help but think "Why me?"

We are a peculiar people. In this country of purple mountains majesty and the dollar chicken sandwich, our sense of privilege and entitlement is almost palpable. Once the sole bragging rights of minorities, everyone these days is nursing their very own victim complex. My ancestors were enslaved, so I deserve reparations. Well, my forefathers weren't slave owners, so why should it come out of my pocket?

Lately, I've run across some real pity puppies, all yapping for compensation for something. They claim victim status, but are unwilling to compensate for the slightest injustice toward their fellow man. Add to it our innate sense of entitlement and the good old spirit of competition and it's a recipe for Right Now. "Not only do I deserve compensation," we whine, "but I deserve it more than you". And in an era where the wronged are the new celebrity, who's to say what's appropriate compensation for anything?

These days, adequate compensation runs the gamut from millions of dollars to the sympathy and, worse off, pity of total strangers. Many of my friends are currently serving on foreign battlefields. I was too stunned to cry watching them board that blue bus, but nothing has prepared me for my own impending good-byes. I want to confide in those closest to me, but these conversations almost always devolve into pity contests. I myself am being left with a rambunctious toddler for a few months. But that's nothing compared to Wife #2 who has two children and whose husband is leaving for Afghanistan. Wife #3 has three kids, is pregnant now, and her husband's already in Iraq. To an uninformed civilian, she wins the victim game hands down. Iraq always trumps any other deployment. Only the ultimate prize is a flag and a story to tell the grandkids or Fox News. And what's the compensation for those prisoners who've been tortured at the hands of their "liberators"? Is a garbled and stuttering, albeit heartfelt, apology from the President of the United States enough when you've been sodomized with the end of a broomstick?

I recently took a two-week, much-needed sabbatical to visit family in Texas. Turns out, spending fourteen days with my younger sister was just what I needed. We reminisced about high school, ate too many enchiladas and helped our charge cards recognize their full potential. The culmination of the trip down memory lane was dinner at a popular steakhouse with my parents, my husband, and my son. Three generations of folks sat down for an Atkins-friendly meal complimented by the down-home atmosphere. Well, halfway through the salad and anecdote number five in the "Keisha was completely bald until she was three years old" series, I realized something. I was victimizing myself by clinging to moldy old indignities. The victim in me wanted compensation or, at the very least, acknowledgement of the irreparable damage they caused. But sitting in that booth listening to my parents grate the tender meat of my childhood against the rocks of reality, I understood that I was waiting for an apology ship that would never sail. And over a plate lemon spiced grilled shrimp, I cut loose my very own victim anchor and walked away.

Three weeks after the phone call, I'm sitting amidst cardboard boxes in a half-empty house waiting to hear from prospective home buyers. I'm desperately groping for perspective. Finally consulting the oracle (cleverly disguised as Style magazine), I found an answer. Dress it up or down, at the end of the day, a fanny pack is still a fanny pack. Still, the answer to a more pressing question eludes me. What am I getting out of being alone for months on end? Sure, I can spend more time with friends and try out that new boutique in Waikiki. But when I return home, there will be no one complaining about my negative bank balance and no reason to hide the shopping bags in the trunk. And for that, there's precious little compensation to be had.

by
Keisha Poiro
24th May 2004

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