Author Archives: Fergal Crehan

More “Findings” From Peninsula

Some time ago I posted about a survey by an outfit called Peninsula Ireland. The alleged findings of the survey were so absurd that they could be seen to be untrue after a split second’s reflection. Two broadhseet newspapers either … Continue reading

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“Playing” Politics

Politics is an unusual game. Not unlike the “blame game”, it is played by pretending that your opponent is playing it but you’re not. When caught red-handed in an act of mendacity, accuse anyone who has the temerity to call … Continue reading

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Pre-Review of Cowen Ard Fheis Address

(Written 3:30pm Friday 27th February, autopublished 8:30pm 28th February) Not long ago I wrote about the stubborn resistence of pesky reality to conform with the conventional wisdom of a political media class that only knows how to tell the old … Continue reading

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The Dead Hand of Conventional Wisdom

Last week Brian Cowan made a speech. It was a mediocre speech. Nonetheless, he got a standing ovation for it. The reason for this is clear: He made the speech to the Dublin Chamber of Commerce, surely a disproportionally FF-supporting … Continue reading

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Slowblogging

What with my laziness, and Simon’s family obligations and second career as a travelling carnival strongman, things can get awful quiet here at tuppenceworth acres. So it was very gratifying to come across this, the Slow Blogging Manifesto. It’s author … Continue reading

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Gender Bending

www.GenderAnalyser.com says that it “uses artificial intelligence” to determine whether a blog is written by a man or a woman. Intrigued, I immediately submitted the blog you see before you. Gender Analyser correctly guessed the gender of the blog as … Continue reading

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New Blog – These Are Songs

In a traitorous bid to dilute the prestige of the tuppenceworth brand, I have started a new blog. It’s called These Are Songs and it is about songs. The first post is a ridiculously long one about “Frankie and Johnny”. … Continue reading

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Waiting for Obama

A week later, and it still seems hard to believe. I surprise myself by being stirred, thrilled even, by even the most schmaltzy and saccharine of the celebrations of the election of Barack Obama. I looked at the papers on … Continue reading

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A Ryanair Budget

I don’t know how many times it’s happened to me. At the McDonald’s counter, I am presented with my Quarter Pounder with Cheese meal, ketchup not included. “Could I have some ketchup, please?” The guy at the counter gives me … Continue reading

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Papers Now Apparently Just Printing Any Old Crap

Back in November 2006, when we undertook our first Paper Round analysis, one of the very first stories I read was a front-pager, in a “quality” daily, which purported to alert the nation to the problem of employee fraud but … Continue reading

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