{"id":641,"date":"2008-09-13T18:46:39","date_gmt":"2008-09-13T18:46:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tuppenceworth.ie\/blog\/?p=641"},"modified":"2008-09-13T20:26:04","modified_gmt":"2008-09-13T20:26:04","slug":"x-factor-50","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tuppenceworth.ie\/blog\/2008\/09\/13\/x-factor-50\/","title":{"rendered":"X-Factor 50"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul id='LiveBlog1573Posts'>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24748\"><strong>6:50 PM<\/strong> A first for tuppenceworth as we have a cross-blog extravaganza with Alexia Golez of <a href=\"http:\/\/golez.net\" rel=\"&quot;nofollow&quot;\">golez.net<\/a> . Topic: The desultory live blogging of three quarters of tonights X Factor. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24749\"><strong>6:51 PM<\/strong> Zoop zoop zoop zoop <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24750\"><strong>6:51 PM<\/strong> And we&#8217;re straight in with Ryan who is a rubbish rapper. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24751\"><strong>6:52 PM<\/strong> Melanie is way young. Jail bait<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24752\"><strong>6:52 PM<\/strong> Time to torment some children. Melanie has ripped through her all top-shop wardrobe to go to the second round. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24753\"><strong>6:53 PM<\/strong> I love that Shelly is described as a full-time Mum.. \ud83d\ude42 Full-time lounge lizard<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24754\"><strong>6:54 PM<\/strong> Cheryl is stunningly stupid. As someone who has paid money to attend a Girls Aloud gig, I feel I have earned the right to stand firm on that. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24755\"><strong>6:54 PM<\/strong> LOL.. Shake your head in shame.<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24756\"><strong>6:56 PM<\/strong> I like the gestalt Girls Aloud. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24757\"><strong>6:56 PM<\/strong> The power of music is being invoked to change the world by a man with two hairdos on top of each other. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24758\"><strong>6:57 PM<\/strong> Alas, he has never heard or produced any of this life changing music, going by the noises which follow.<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24759\"><strong>6:58 PM<\/strong> Dearie, I just feel sorry for Ashiq. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24760\"><strong>6:58 PM<\/strong> Still stunned by Cheryl. Does somebody dress her in the morning? How does a person get through their day with that little wit?<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24761\"><strong>7:00 PM<\/strong> Lots of ads for TV3 on TV3. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24762\"><strong>7:00 PM<\/strong> These Bulmers dancing dicks are merely a provincial take on the Latin Quarter Dicks of Bacardi infame.<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24763\"><strong>7:01 PM<\/strong> I love that there really was a man called Max Factor who started his company. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24764\"><strong>7:02 PM<\/strong> Does anyone ever sit down and watch these free DVDs that come with the papers? None of the would ever make it to the 3pm slot on a BBC 2 Sunday. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24765\"><strong>7:03 PM<\/strong> Dude, Malice is not a bad movie. As Nic Kidman perm movies go. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24766\"><strong>7:03 PM<\/strong> I really want to go see Tropic Thunder<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24767\"><strong>7:04 PM<\/strong> Now that is two hairstyles on top of each other! <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24768\"><strong>7:04 PM<\/strong> And we&#8217;re back! The crowd shots of the cranks and deluded loons who throng to these auditions may undermine my faith in the future of the human race. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24769\"><strong>7:04 PM<\/strong> Too much yellow! <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24770\"><strong>7:05 PM<\/strong> And Cheryl takes the piss out of a being a waitress ! Charm the dirty plebs, do! <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24772\"><strong>7:06 PM<\/strong> Next up Stacey who powers through and breaks my eardrums ! <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24773\"><strong>7:06 PM<\/strong> Ooh a baby kissing shot. This is one of the killer moments for a programme aimed at the general public, as any successful politician will tell you. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24774\"><strong>7:07 PM<\/strong> This section of the programme is delivering us BIG VOICES.<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24776\"><strong>7:08 PM<\/strong> Oh dear, we&#8217;ve just had a break in the winning streak. To the delight of the editors who have given them extra time. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24777\"><strong>7:08 PM<\/strong> I hate when the judging pricks laugh at people that can&#8217;t sing..  Let&#8217;s see Louis sing <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24778\"><strong>7:11 PM<\/strong> Okay, I take it back. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24779\"><strong>7:14 PM<\/strong> I was away getting chips. I&#8217;m back now. And I find a girl called Hannah is being put through the first round. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24780\"><strong>7:14 PM<\/strong> The obligatory Life-Changing audition. That biker jacket is going to be minced up in the Extreme Makeover later on. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24781\"><strong>7:14 PM<\/strong> Ads again. My favourite bit, if truth be told.<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24782\"><strong>7:15 PM<\/strong> I wish someone would rub me down like those Moos now and again<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24783\"><strong>7:15 PM<\/strong> Travel on the Rome underground. The pickpockets will look after you.<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24784\"><strong>7:17 PM<\/strong> Woo.. Burger King vouchers in the Sunday World. It jumped ahead of the Sindo imho<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24785\"><strong>7:18 PM<\/strong> If you&#8217;re going to dub your Clerasil ad, do it in a way that nearly matches.<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24786\"><strong>7:19 PM<\/strong> And we&#8217;re back to auditions in Birmingham. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24787\"><strong>7:19 PM<\/strong> Bad Lashes- They confess to dreaming of World Domination.<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24788\"><strong>7:20 PM<\/strong> Concerning.<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24789\"><strong>7:20 PM<\/strong> These girls are shoe-in.. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24790\"><strong>7:21 PM<\/strong> &#8220;4 hairdressers in a girl band&#8221;.. Meow @ Louis <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24791\"><strong>7:21 PM<\/strong> Now, we&#8217;re hearing that The Lashes are &#8216;over thinking&#8217;. This is even more concerning. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24792\"><strong>7:22 PM<\/strong> I love this guy&#8217;s tie.. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24793\"><strong>7:22 PM<\/strong> Piano Key Neck Tie! Zoolander flashback!<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24794\"><strong>7:23 PM<\/strong> Three years later and he&#8217;s still wearing the same tie.. ! <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24795\"><strong>7:23 PM<\/strong> He lost 4 stone he says. Must have found them all again just outside the audition room. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24796\"><strong>7:24 PM<\/strong> HE&#8217;S GONE GAY!<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24797\"><strong>7:25 PM<\/strong> No, wait that&#8217;s just the jewellery. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24798\"><strong>7:25 PM<\/strong> A tale of personal redemption. This guy has been playing the long game. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24799\"><strong>7:25 PM<\/strong> Louis needs to get some change to put in his eyebags. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24800\"><strong>7:26 PM<\/strong> Disaster! The Lack of Talent Bar falls when you least expect it.<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24801\"><strong>7:27 PM<\/strong> I love the way Cheryl massages syllables out of her gobby gob.. It&#8217;s a slow burning game of hide and seek. <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24802\"><strong>7:29 PM<\/strong> Over already? Is it recorded in one unending stream and then squirted at the screen in blobs?<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24803\"><strong>7:30 PM<\/strong> Kinda sad.. * sniff * <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24804\"><strong>7:31 PM<\/strong> Discerning readers will now be turning over to the Winning Streak alike on RTE. Where the props appear to have been unearthed from Bunny Carr&#8217;s attic.<\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24805\"><strong>7:31 PM<\/strong> Discerning readers would have been there all along \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li id=\"LiveBlog_Post24806\"><strong>7:32 PM<\/strong> But for us, we&#8217;re closing this convinced that we too have that ill defined X factor. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><!--[ScribbleLive,Timezone:0,LastPost:9\/13\/2008 7:32:05 PM]--><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scribblelive.com\/\" title=\"ScribbleLive live blogging\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scribblelive.com\/Style\/Images\/powered%20by_SL.jpg\" width=\"154\" height=\"25\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Powered by ScribbleLive\" \/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scribblelive.com\/crossposting\/v1.aspx?Id=1573\"><\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var LastPostLiveBlog = \"9\/13\/2008 7:32:06 PM\"; var ThreadLiveBlog1573 = new LiveBlog1573( 1573, true, LastPostLiveBlog, \"\", false, null, document.getElementById(\"LiveBlog1573Posts\"), 300 );ThreadLiveBlog1573.PollForNew();<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"6:50 PM A first for tuppenceworth as we have a cross-blog extravaganza with Alexia Golez of golez.net . Topic: The desultory live blogging of three quarters of tonights X Factor. 6:51 PM Zoop zoop zoop zoop 6:51 PM And we&#8217;re straight in with Ryan who is a rubbish rapper. 6:52 PM Melanie is way young. Jail bait 6:52 PM Time to torment some children. Melanie has ripped through her all top-shop wardrobe to go to the second round. 6:53 PM I love that Shelly is described as a full-time Mum.. \ud83d\ude42 Full-time lounge lizard 6:54 PM Cheryl is stunningly stupid. As someone who has paid money to attend a Girls Aloud gig, I feel I have earned the right to stand firm on that. 6:54 PM LOL.. Shake your head in shame. 6:56 PM I like the gestalt Girls Aloud. 6:56 PM The power of music is being invoked to change the world by a man with two hairdos on top of each other. 6:57 PM Alas, he has never heard or produced any of this life changing music, going by the noises which follow. 6:58 PM Dearie, I just feel sorry for Ashiq. 6:58 PM Still stunned by Cheryl. Does somebody dress her in the morning? How does a person get through their day with that little wit? 7:00 PM Lots of ads for TV3 on TV3. 7:00 PM These Bulmers dancing dicks are merely a provincial take on the Latin Quarter Dicks of Bacardi infame. 7:01 PM I love that there really was a man called Max Factor who started his company. 7:02 PM Does anyone ever sit down and watch these free DVDs that come with the papers? None of the would ever make it to the 3pm slot on a BBC 2 Sunday. 7:03 PM Dude, Malice is not a bad movie. As Nic Kidman perm movies go. 7:03 PM I really want to go see Tropic Thunder 7:04 PM Now that is two hairstyles on top of each other! 7:04 PM And we&#8217;re back! The crowd shots of the cranks and deluded loons who throng to these auditions may undermine my faith in the future of the human race. 7:04 PM Too much yellow! 7:05 PM And Cheryl takes the piss out of a being a waitress ! 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